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Hi my name is Teymi and I sing. i like french fries. i like to smile and laugh. i play ukulele. christina perri is my role model. i don't like asparagus and eggplant. i like broccoli. schwag

Day 7: Do you read? What are your favorite books?

Of course I read books! I know most people don’t think it’s cool to ready. That really baffles me. Like in high school, people would be like, “Who the frack reads? That’s stupid!” Why someone could/would think that is beyond me.

Annywho, my favorite books are books in series. Or rather series of books. I know it’s pretty cliche, but I love the Twilight series. I really love Stargirl & Love, Stargirl. People may think that those books are for those in grade school, however, both of those books have wonderful messages that everyone needs to hear and that you don’t catch when you’re younger. Another favorite is The Fault in Our Stars. I just finished it and it is absolutely amazing. Kudos John Green. Another favorite series is the Pretty Little Liars series. Such a great concept for a story. And the suspense Sara Shepard is able to convey through the pages is great also. Lastly, Whatever You Think, Think The Opposite. If you haven’t read it, do. It helps you think outside the box and look at life with a different perspective. 

So yeah. Those were just some of my favorite books. My list of faves is waaaaaay too long.

What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.

drkarayua:

silent-renegade:

I strongly believe that man would actually start crying

Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

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onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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